Pretend to be playing with toy as to not draw attention to yourself so you can crawl on your time.
Toss toy aside when you have determined the appropriate time to attempt new maneuver.
Get everyone's attention to prove that you are the coolest kid on the block.
Assume first position: The Bullfrog
Sheer determination is the key.
Gain balance on all fours.
Propel yourself forward toward something off limits.
Check to make sure the audience was paying attention. Answer any questions they may have.